March 2012
Watchivanoooze:
best part of the video lkjfnas
i am dying.
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purple-haze-and-cliches:
Adele - One and Only
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
me on tumblr: lol omg wtf ur duMB
me irl: that word is supposed to be capitalized that's not how you use a semicolon it's you're not your don't use text speak you illiterate douche canoe
February 2012
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
Elementary School Kid: Can't wait to be in high school it's gotta be better than this.
High School Kid: Can't wait to be in university it's gotta be better than this.
University Kid: Can't wait to be in the real world it's gotta be better than this.
Working Adult: Can't wait to be retired it's gotta be better than this.
Retired Adult: Can't wait to be dead it's gotta be better than this.
slim-mathers:
limiculous:
Yes, it’s violin....
Watchhahah
Because yolo
